Die evil spawn! Die

So here I am, somewhat hungry, so I think what in the hell do I have in the house to eat. After digging around in the freezer I decide to eat some eggrolls. So I get out a small skillet and pour a little oil in it, and turn it on to heat it. I go in the bedroom for a few minutes, I know the oil is going to take a few minutes to heat up. Thinking that I should check on it, I go out and see black billowing smoke coming from the stove. I think WTF, the heat isn't on that high.

What I didn't take into account, is that there was a Sam's size jug of chocolate covered raisins on the back of the stove, and I didn't turn on the front burner like I thought I did. Needless to say, plastic, heat, chocolate and raisins do not make for a wonderful smelling kitchen. I had to take the fan out of the bedroom and put it in the doorway to blow the smoke out of the house. It was bad.

Just now did I think how fitting of a death become of raisins. Anyone who knows me, knows that I think raisins are the spawn of the devil. Die devil die! Just doing my part to make the world a better place.