Hungry at the grocery store......
Everyone know that you should not shop for food when you are hungry, but the question is, should you not go to events when you are really......how should I say this......partnerly challenged? I mean, it's been quite some time since I had a warm body in my bed, and well, I went to a college football game. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY MEN ARE THERE? Holy shit. It was horrible. I'm sitting there drooling all over myself. It was like an Ethopian at a feast. I was thinking Oh My Gawd, look and those two sweet pieces of veal sitting right in front of me. I would be all over that like flies on well you get the picture. Next thing I know, I'm scoping out an finely aged piece of steak. Oh Yummy!
I have come to the conclusion that I really need a date. I don't know if my self control can take another event like that.
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